Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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