Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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