Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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