Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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