Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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