Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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