Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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