Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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