Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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