Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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