Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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