Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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