Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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