Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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