Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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