Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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