Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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