Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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