Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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