Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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