Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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