Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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