Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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