Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Booberries!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Anywhere it wants to


GOOD		CRAP

or