Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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