Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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