Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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