Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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