Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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