Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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