Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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