Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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