Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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