Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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