Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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