Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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