Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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