Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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