Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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