Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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