Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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