Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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