Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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