Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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