Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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