Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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