Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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