Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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