Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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