Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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