Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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