Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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