Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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