Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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