Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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