Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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