Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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