Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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