Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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