Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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