Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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