Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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