Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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