Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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