Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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