Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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