Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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