Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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