Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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