Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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