Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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