Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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