Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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