Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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