Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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