Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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