Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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