Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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