Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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