Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

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A dino-sewer.


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or

Deviled eggs.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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A watch dog.


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or