Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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