Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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