Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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