Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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