Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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