Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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