Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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