Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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