Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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