Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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