Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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