Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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