Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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