Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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