Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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