Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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