Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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