Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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