Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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