Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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