Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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