Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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