Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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