Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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