Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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