Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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