Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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