Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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