Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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