Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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