Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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