Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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