Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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