Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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