Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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