Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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