Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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