Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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