Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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