Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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