Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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