Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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