Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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