Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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