Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026