Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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