Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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