Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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