Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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