Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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