Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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