Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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