Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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