Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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