Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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