Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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