Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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