Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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