Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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