Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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