Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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