Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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