Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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