Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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