Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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