Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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