It takes two to tangle!
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There are footprints in the butter.
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None. There never was any light bulb.
Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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The price of bacon would go up.
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You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Ah-choo-choo!
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