Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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