Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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