Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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