Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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