Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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