Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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