Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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