Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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