Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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