Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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