Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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