Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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