Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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