Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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