Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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