Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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