Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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