Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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