Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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