Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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