Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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