Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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