Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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