Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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