Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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