Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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