Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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