Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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