Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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