Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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