Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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