Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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