Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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