Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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