Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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