Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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