Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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