Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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