Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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