Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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