Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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