Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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