Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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