Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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