Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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