Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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