Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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