Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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