Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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