Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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