Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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