Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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