Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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