Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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