Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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