Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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