Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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