Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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