Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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