Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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