Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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