Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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