Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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