Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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