Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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