Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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