Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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