Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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