Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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