Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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