Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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