Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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