Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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