Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
Canvas not available.

or


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025