Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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