Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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