Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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