Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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