Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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