Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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