Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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