Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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