Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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