Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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