Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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