Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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