Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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