Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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