Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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