Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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