Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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