Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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