Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!


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Because he was under cover.


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A swordfish


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Take away his credit card


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Fish and ships.


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