Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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