Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!


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or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

but you accidentally say Mother.


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or

They both dribble.


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or

Croak-a-cola.


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or

The dentist is taking me out tonight.


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or

None. They have machines to do that now.


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or

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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or

Cats keep trying to bury them.


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or

A hush puppy.


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or