Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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