Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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