Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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