Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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