Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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