Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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