Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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