Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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