Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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