Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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