Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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