Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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