Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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