Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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