Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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