Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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