Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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