Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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