Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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