Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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