Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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