Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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