Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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