Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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