Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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