Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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