Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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