Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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