Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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