Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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