Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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