Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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