Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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