Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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