Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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