Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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