Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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