Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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