Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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