Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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