Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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