Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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