Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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