Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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