Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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