Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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