Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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