Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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