Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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