Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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