Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.


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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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The hundred yard dash.


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Because they don't know the words.


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Ant-elopes!


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


GOOD		CRAP

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An onion


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A bulldozer


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


GOOD		CRAP

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