Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026