Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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