Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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