Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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