Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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