Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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