Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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