Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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