Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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