Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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