Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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