Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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