Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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