Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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