Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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