Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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