Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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