Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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