Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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