Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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