Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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