Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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