Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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