Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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