Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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