Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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