Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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