Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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