Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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