Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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