Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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