Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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