Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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