Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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