Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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