Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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