Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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