Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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