Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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