Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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