Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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