Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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