Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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