Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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