Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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