Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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