Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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