Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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