Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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