Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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