Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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