Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!


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or

How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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or

I just can't think of one atm.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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or

Cause your the only one Hair.


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or

Igloos it together.


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or

Minivans.


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or

A milkshake


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or

The dentist is taking me out tonight.


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or