Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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