Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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