Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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