Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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