Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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