Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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