Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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