Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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