Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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