Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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