Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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