Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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