Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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