Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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