Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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