Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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