Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated


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He presses the paws button.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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A stick.


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What's a light bulb?


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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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A hush puppy.


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