Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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