Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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