Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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