Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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