Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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