Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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