Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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