Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.


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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.


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Lunch and dinner.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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H2O cubed.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Root beer.


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It scrambled across!


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