Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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