Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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