Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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