Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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