Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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