Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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