Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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