Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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