Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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