Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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