Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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