Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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