Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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