Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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