Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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