Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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