Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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