Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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