Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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