Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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