Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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