Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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