Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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