Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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