Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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