Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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