Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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