Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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