Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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