Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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