Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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