Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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