Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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