Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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