Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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