Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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