Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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