Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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