Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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