Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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