Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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