Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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