Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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