Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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