Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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