Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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