Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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