Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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