Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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