Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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