Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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