Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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