Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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