Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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