Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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