Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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