Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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