Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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