Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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