Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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