Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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