Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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