Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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