Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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