Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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